If the whole “presiding over a national and international disaster” thing doesn’t work out, Obama might be considering Caliph of ISIS as a fallback position, but so far his advice isn’t too promising.
ISIS doesn’t do nuance.
Mr. Obama went on to reveal his thoughts on challenges he faces in combating the threat from ISIS… resisted the idea of Kurdistan’s breaking away from Iraq and even speculated on what he would have advised ISIS to do to keep America out of the war in the region.
ISIS clearly does not want to keep America out. Obama seems to be too stupid to understand that.
But the president said he had already been headed toward a military response before the men’s deaths. He added that ISIS had made a major strategic error by killing them because the anger it generated resulted in the American public’s quickly backing military action.
If he had been “an adviser to ISIS,” Mr. Obama added, he would not have killed the hostages but released them and pinned notes on their chests saying, “Stay out of here; this is none of your business.” Such a move, he speculated, might have undercut support for military intervention.
Stay out of here.” Seriously. This is what Obama would do if he were running a highly successful terrorist group.
Wait… I have a plan to defeat ISIS. But it involves convincing them to put Obama in charge. With Obama in charge, ISIS will lose Iraq and Syria, but it will win a Nobel Peace Prize.
If anyone has any ideas how to convince ISIS to let Obama to take over so he can lose the war for them, send them to
OBAMA ISIS 2015
PO BOX 5275210
1980 K Street
Washington D.C. 57000
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