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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (D – Canada) finally resigned to spend more time playing dress-up in other countries. In his goodbye remarks, the widely unpopular socialist rumored to have been spawned well south of the border in a binge of Cuban cigar smoke, claimed that he had “fought for this country.”
Trudeau unhelpfully did not specify which country. He did list his pandemic crackdown as one of his greatest achievements. Aside from bankrupting many small businesses and making life miserable for countless individuals, a high point of Trudeau’s pandemic policies included silencing a trucker protest by declaring martial law, and then allowing Hamas supporters to rampage around the country, terrorizing everyone and shutting down streets.
There is no question that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will be missed. By cartoonists. And people with bushels of rotten tomatoes.
Of course, Trudeau isn’t actually leaving. Instead, he will resign as party leader but will still remain as ‘caretaker’ prime minister until such a time as he is replaced by someone the Canadian people actually want.
However, Trudeau claimed that his greatest regret is not being able to introduce ‘ranked choice voting’ so that in case he isn’t anyone’s first choice, maybe he can be their third choice.
bibi's one year and going war says
Unconditional support for the genocidal war criminal Netanyahu didn’t help him.
Intrepid says
Find a better name Jew Hater. How about “ass-wipe”.
Sue says
Don’t see a connection. Take your hatred elsewhere.
Robins111 says
Gotta call bs, he hates Israel and Bibi. He was about the only western leader who claimed he’d arrest Bibi if he came to Canada.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Ironic that if we had had better generals, in both our wars with Britain we could have easily conquered Canada. Sparsely populated Canada was hugely outnumbered yet won. Our naval forces did a good job though.
Similarly we could have annexed Mexico after the Mexican-American War. Taking Baja California would have been a no-brainer, that I have often thought about.
Jeff Bargholz says
Yes it was a mistake to let “Canada” go. Those pussies like to brag that they “beat” America. And Mexico should’ve been an American state a long time ago.
Jeff Bargholz says
Trudeautard is like Joke Bidumb. He says he’s going to leave but he’ll have to be dragged out ass first.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Yeah, good one. That’s a new syndrome, the fake resignation, or pseudo resignation. Or maybe it’s an old syndrome, I seem to remember something similar with Spain during the Napoleonic period.
Jeff Bargholz says
Yes, didn’t Franco say he was going to step down? It’s hard to remember. Most historical figures were full of shit, just like the rest of us but you’d think they would do a better job because they were under public scrutiny..
And did you notice the chick Trudeautard is groping is hot? No wonder he’s grabbing her. The Asian chick on the left is hot, too.