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After he went down in flames in Thursday evening’s ill-advised and unscheduled press conference, the whole world knows (if it didn’t know already) that Old Joe Biden is not fit to be president of the United States. But like the Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda, who refused to believe that World War II was over and held out for nearly third years in the Philippines jungle, there is one holdout who still insists that Biden is fit, competent, and ready to wreak more havoc upon the nation until Jan. 20, 2029: Rachel Maddow.
At his hastily arranged press conference, which was designed to upstage Tucker Carlson’s interview with a lucid and knowledgeable Vladimir Putin, as well as to put to rest new concerns about his competence after the Special Counsel investigate his mishandling of classified documents decided he was too old and senile to stand trial, Old Joe shouted that his memory was fine. He also informed the world that he wore on his wrist a rosary he obtained at “Our Lady of –,” at which point he trailed off into silence. As if that weren’t enough, Biden added that the president of Mexico, El-Sisi, was watching developments at the Gaza border.
But aa far as Maddow and her MSNBC co-host Chris Hayes were concerned, anyone who suggested that these were just the latest signs, among a large number of others, that Biden is unable to discharge the duties of the presidency was guilty of “ageism.” That’s not quite as bad as racism in the left’s hierarchy of major sins, but as long as the people who are running the Biden regime want to keep Old Joe around as a figurehead, it’s plenty bad.
Hayes accordingly complained that concerns over Biden’s advanced age and vastly diminished competence (magnified by the fact that he was hardly an intellectual giant in the first place) were cheap shots, for there was no remedy: “If someone says, ‘You’re too far left,’ you can tack to the center, but there’s nothing you can do if someone says you’re too old.”
That was when Maddow gave us her all-purpose refutation of claims that Biden is not competent to be president: “He rides a bike.”
Yes, she really said that. Is she suffering from memory issues of her own? Has she forgotten the most famous incident involving Old Joe and a bicycle? The New York Post reported Friday that Biden has indeed “been known to enjoy taking his $599 Trek FX hybrid bike for a spin.” Oh, well, then! Keep the border wide open and inflation skyrocketing! Then, however, the Post had the temerity to remind us that “during one sunny day in Delaware back in 2022, Biden fell off his bicycle — and social media users pounced on the opportunity to create a slew of memes spoofing the presidential pratfall.”
Yes, and some of them were riotously funny, but apparently Rachel Maddow didn’t see any of them, and did not realize that the primary association most Americans have regarding Biden and bicycles is that he fell off one, and he wasn’t even moving at the time. He fell off the bike while it was standing still.
What’s more, Thursday’s debacle with the president of Mexico and Our Lady of Whatever were just the latest. In the last few days, Biden has claimed to have recently discussed the left’s phony Jan. 6 “insurrection” with former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl, who died in 2017, and former French President François Mitterrand (whom Old Joe referred to as “Mitterrand of Germany,” although in that particular he did correct himself), who died in 1996. Maybe next Rachel Maddow can tell us how Biden conducts the coolest seances in Washington, and that at the last one she had a nice chat with Susan B. Anthony or Emma Goldman or Sappho, or whomever she might wish to have Old Joe summon.
There isn’t anything that Biden could do that would make Maddow and Hayes and people like them go off the reservation. They’re lifers. They’re convinced and amply compensated party apparatchiks. The only thing that could get them to turn on Old Joe would be a signal from those who are really running things that the sinister old corruptocrat has outlived his usefulness. That signal hasn’t been given yet.
Maddow credits Biden with riding a bike. Animals also ride bikes. As Yogi said, “You can look it up.” Those animals are still learning. Biden pedals and Maddow peddles.
Maybe Meddow has the same problem as Joe Biden…..
She is an ignorant lefty. Monkeys ride bikes as do bears.
It would seem that way for a lot of Americans.
ah yes the ” russian collusion and impeach orange man bad fame ” maddow . how soon america forgets . the only people that believe anything she says are the left , rinos and the mentally deficient . which seems to be a vast swathe of america . anyone that listens to or believes the MSM on anything including the weather forecast and its inplications for the end of the earth needs to visit a vet and ask to be put down . miss maddow , a morally bankrupt individual in the footsteps of the democrats she defends and supports .
Those two are probably hoping to be given the Order of Lenin for their service to The Party. Eighty-six percent of the American people now think Joe is too old to be President. But Maddow, Hayes, and the ladies of “The View” will hang on to the end.
“Held out for nearly third years?” I think you mean “30 years.”
They need him to hang on until the primaries are over in JUne , then they can replace him at the brokered convention in Chicago . Newsom is the obvious substitute, but the dark horse could be Corry Booker
I think you’re spot on about a brokered convention (assuming Gropey remains upright four more months) but I don’t know about Spartacus. He’s an exceptionally dim bulb..
Obama did it with less experience than Booker, who is older than Obama and a former city mayor
If Biden were a corpse in November, they could elect him on the same plan of ballot fraud they used so successfully (in concert with Uniparty Republicans like McConnell) in 2020 and 2022. Biden is a sock puppet with literally no mind of his own, manipulated by Obama.
America with Joe Biden 2024 = Monty Python “Dead Parrot Sketch.”
” . . . Lovely plumage . . . “
Madcow is so far up TaliBiden’s ass she can tell what flavor of ice cream he ate last
Those aren’t chocolate chips!
Also notice the dishonesty and deflection of saying the objections are to joe’s age, when the objections areclearly to his senility and feeble body. They don’t have much to work with spinning joe, but they do what they can, no matter how absurd they look and sound.
YES, Biden is DUMB, but I say and hope he hangs on or we’ll have President DUMBER and no telling who will be picked to be VP, which is scary since Obama is the Puppet Master. It could be Michael… oops MY BAD, Michelle My Bell, Susan Rice, Eric Holder, Oprah, or Newsom, who doesn’t fit the Black’s Only narrative, but is electable for President and is a far-left radical suitable for the Black Supremacist Master.
ONE WAY BIDEN CAN WIN…. grant full amnesty to ELEVEN MILLION….. WAIT!!! That’s the number that has been used since the ’90s. Estimates are closer to 30-40 MILLION and the Soros/Democrat machine will spend billions, EVEN AID FROM THE GOVERNMENT, to aid in their citizen paperwork, and VOTER REGISTRATION! This means our Country’s Direction, and its Leaders, will be chosen by people who will always wave their flag WHILE BURNING OURS!
ANOTHER WAY: Do what their hero does, and who they helped install and propped up now going on FORTY-FIVE YEARS… DANIEL ORTEGA OF NICARAGUA who arrests ALL political opponents, now even a Bishop and some Priests, “AS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!”
THEIR AMERICAN DREAM: ONE-PARTY RULE like another of their heroes… VIVA FIDEL!
I hope we all heard that: Obama is the (supreme) puppet-master.
Finally we have a Democrat Politician who truly represents the party. The toadies in the Democrat propaganda aparatus are simply confused. He is greedy, has a weird fascination with little girls (including hs daughter). Sadly, he isn’t wrestling with gender identity issues (as far as we know) but you can’t have everything. Maddow and the “journalist{s” should be celebrating. He is a perfect representative of the typical Democrat Voter.– dumb, avaricious and a liar.
What the . . .? Did you think she was going to announce publicly that she’d come to her senses, and admit that she was wrong about everything she’s ever said?
Rachel Mad-Cow and A-Mess-NBC the Lying Peacock News sounds like she lost her marbles I suggest she pay attention to the polls Bidens at the very bottom
What I loved about Punxsutawney Joey’s performance Thursday night is how it set us up for never-ending laughs. OK, he says he’s not senile– then charge him! But then, if you don’t charge him, we have the spectacle of charging his predecessor for mishandling documents.
Solomon said something most timely:
Better was a poor and wise youth than an old and foolish king who no longer knew how to take advice. – Ecclesiastes 4:13
I assume that the Societal Deviate sexuality she has chosen to embarrass has destroy Rational Normal Pattern thought… ” And we have a supreme court Judge to prove JUST that. “
Those aren’t chocolate chips…….