People have said that Senator Cory Booker is funny, I haven’t seen one example of it. Until now.
But I’m calling this one unintentional.
Democratic presidential candidate Cory Booker came to the defense of his 2020 rival former Vice President Joe Biden on Sunday as Biden continues to face unfounded attacks from President Donald Trump.
When you’re polling below Morris the Cat and the other guy is the front runner, you’re not his rival.
“I’ve said time and time again that this is unacceptable, that if you come after Joe Biden, you’re going to have to deal with me in this case,” Booker told CNN’s Ana Cabrera on “Newsroom.”
And then what?
Cory’s gonna get T-Bone and Corn Pop and release some publicly available emails? Is anyone really intimidated by Booker except Korean nail salon pedicurists who hate having to work on his toenails?
Does Booker think that Trump has mostly been ignoring him out of fear, or the knowledge that he isn’t worth his time?
When Booker tried to pull a Kamala and go after Biden, Joe mostly ignored him. Now Booker is offering to come to his defense. That and $100 million will get you a consultant salary in the Newark school system.
Now Trump has woken the bear. And Booker will harness his righteous fury and go on CNN to righteously mumble something before a Velveeta commercial comes on.
Cory knows not what he shall do, but it will be the very terror of Newark.
Ride on, Spartacus.