I called Warren’s campaign a zombie this morning. I didn’t expect them to take me this literally.

The campaign’s design director was especially dark, writing: “This is a product of a sad drunk brain and a lifetime of sci-fi, but I keep thinking about the Coronavirus and fiction universe in which it turn us all into zombies and a small group of heroes try to go back in time to elect Warren because she was the only one with a plan.”

I didn’t realize that Warren had a zombie apocalypse plan. Not counting her, eat the rich agenda.

Is socialized medicine supposed to stop the zombie apocalypse?

Also, if you’re going to time travel, would trying to elect Warren really be the most effective solution to a zombie apocalypse? It would take a nation of zombies to elect Warren to anything anyway.

If a zombie apocalypse does happen, Warren’s chances increase a whole lot. Especially if the zombies avoid New England because of the cold.

And considering how terrible Warren’s design game is, maybe Raquel should stick to scifi?