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In news bound to surprise and shock the naive among us, the Secret Service concluded its investigation of the most secure place in the country and was unable to determine who left the cocaine in the White House.
It also has no idea who had previously left drugs lying around the place.
The Secret Service has concluded its investigation into the small bag of cocaine found at the White House and has been unable to identify a suspect, according to a statement from the US Secret Service.
That tells us it wasn’t a Republican. If it had been, the FBI would have raided him last week.
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre expressed confidence last week that Secret Service will “get to the bottom” of the incident.
And they did. The results tell us that the Secret Service got to the bottom, got into a black limo and drove the other way. Had the cocaine been left by an assorted visitor or low-level staffer, they would have been nailed.
So it was left by someone who was too important to nail, a top official, someone’s family member, a major donor or someone who otherwise could not be touched without a whole lot more incentive.
Considering that this is the same administration which has been caught lying for months to lawmakers and the media about the status of Iran envoy Rob Malley, who was actually under investigation by the FBI for mishandling classified information, cocaine lies would be no big deal.
Still I think a consensus should shortly emerge that, much like the laptops, the Russians planted cocaine in the White House to frame Hunter Biden.
Once the experts and the intelligence community arrive at this conclusion, it’ll be time to announce that any other explanation is misinformation and needs to be censored for threatening democracy.
JUST WAIT, it won’t be long until Hunter O-DEES
We won’t hear the truth. Biden’s know the truth but won’t tell
Hunter may not know it when he receives “help” to overdose. The demand for his services dried up, and
he became a liability.
A trick worthy of the Russians 🙂
Those dastardly Russians, lol, just trying to make the dems that they and the ccp own, look bad, because they would prefer to deal with someone they don’t own. And why isn’t there a special prosecutor, much less one hostile to the dems, in any of these cases? Dems always get to investigate themselves, with blatantly predictable results.
We knew it was a cover up from day one. Video cameras and fingerprints? The SS knew from day one who the politically connected culprit is.
The Biden crime family. The scum of the Earth, and we meekly put up with them. And they’re incompetent, which just proves we’re weak.
Wearing gloves in the WH, in summertime, would be a wee bit suspicious to the secret service. It would “require a willful suspension of disbelief,” to think they don’t know who’s coke it was. Unlike joe and kamala, hillary could at least string together a coherent sentence.
Where’s mickorn to tell us the secret service are cops, not a personal security detail? He’s obviously full of shit, again.
Yes, scumbags all of them. Biden’s treason,Pelosi inside market trading, shoemer lie to congress and the house about laptop and Russian collusion. The left are money over America. Pathetic people!
It may have been left by the Russians but it was funded by the Chinese
RIGHT ON. COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER. THINK BACK TO 2017, 2018 and 2019.. DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A YEAR FOR THESE MAFIA GREMLINS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT AMERICA. GIVING OUR COUNTRY TO CHINA HAD OBVIOUSLY ALREADY STARTED AFTER ALL THE TOP GREMLIN WAS A SENATOR & THEN VICE PRESIDENT & REMEMBER HOW HE BRAGGED ABOUT GETTING THE INVESTIGATOR LOOKING INTO HUNTERS EMPLOYER’S AT THE GAS COMPANY..YEP HE SURE DID THINK IT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE BRAGGED ABOUT IT. OH WELL I RECON THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT GREMLINS DO!!!!
Drugs were left in the White House by the ghost of Jeffry Epstein.
Great column. They piss on us and tell us it’s holy water.
The lies are so blatant now, I think they are pissing on us and demanding we like it. Or else! Peasant!
What number hoax are we on now?
Lie ad infinitum.
I fear its infinity
The Chinese planted TaliBiden in the White House to frame the cocaine
Obviously this is ridiculous but the Putin propaganda sycophancy of people like Mark Dice, Daniel Horrowitz etc.(too numerous to name) doesn’t help.
The Bilderbergs are involved somewhere also to be sure. Just ask Paul Joseph Watson.
I didn’t think we’d go out like this. Like a bunch of retarded schmucks.
Are you certain it wasn’t an Amish plant?
Hungry for peace man, Biden sucks. Isn’t NATO/Ukraine supposed to be his ally? Like all we need is Ukraine to play ball and then we are in for Trump Megabuck peace dividends. That’s what I call peace for all mankind even if the Moonlandings were kind of fake, Kerching!!!!! Like one small step for peace but one great step for Kerching!!!!
No, President Trump and the Republicans did it. MSNBS says so. Heck, now the US Attorney for DC will seek to have the Grand Jury indict Trump, and will try to put Trump in Federal Prison for drug dealing–might even try to have him sentenced to the Maximum Security Penitentiary in Marion, Illinois.
They don’t even try to hide it anymore. They lie to our faces and we know they are lying but I don’t know what I can do about it other than what I have already done and I didn’t vote for this crime family.
Apparently the ‘cubby’ is missing its key. These cubbies are allegedly within a ‘secure’ area near a ‘skiff’. Likely primarily used to secure the nefarious electronic device known as the cell phone/spy craft unit before entering said ‘skiff’ for high security purposes. Curious the intrepid ‘press’ has not fully run down the need for such.
I had a good laugh reading many of the replies to this article. Of course, we have to blame the Russians. Everyone in the White House are just perfect little angels.
It seems the traveling cocaine bag eluded the Secret Service long enough to make them look like the fools they have proven to be like their kindred spirits at the FBI. I am inclined to think the baggie belonged to one of the mentally deficient members of the Biden Crime Family but I cannot rule out the mentality challenged members of the Biden Cabinet. No worry, the culprit shall go unnamed and the public will soon dismiss the conundrum from its memory. The MSM will bury the story along with the laptop and the democrats will shout hooray.
I love the comments.
As one of the Soviet dissidents wrote, “They lie. We know they’re lying. They know that we know they’re lying. And still they keep on lying.”
Well said and sadly accurate.