The news item here can be summed up in a limerick:
There once was a prez on Nantucket,
and he couldn’t get ‘round in a bucket.
He rented some cars,
and drove under the stars,
until each one, a car fire struck it.
Okay, so I ain’t Shakespeare. But this really happened. As Fox News reported more prosaically Tuesday, “President Biden’s rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation.” Yes, they really called him, whimsically enough, “President Biden,” not the more accurate “Alleged President Biden” or “Ostensible President Biden.”
But other than that, Fox is deadly serious: all five of the cars that the Secret Service used to allow President Let Them Eat Cake to joyride around Nantucket on yet another one of his endless vacations caught fire. What the heck is going on here? That’s the one element of this bizarre story is conspicuously missing from Fox’s report.
Old Joe, Fox continues, “spent Thanksgiving on the ritzy Massachusetts island with his family last week. The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to carry the president and his family, and all five of them caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current.” The Current itself adds that the cars “had been returned to Hertz less than 24 hours before the fire broke out.”
Why did the cars catch fire? “The cause of the blaze remains under investigation,” says the Current, “but one of the vehicles — a Ford Expedition — was under a safety recall by the manufacturer due to a faulty battery junction box that has caused fires. While it had been scheduled for service under the recall, sources said, it had not been repaired.” Well, all right, that could be it right there, but only one of the cars that was burnt to a crisp was a Ford Expedition: the others were a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, and a Jeep Gladiator. Did they all have a faulty battery junction box?
The fire was fairly serious, and it could easily have been even worse. Fox notes that “the vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility’s jet fuel tanks.” No one, however, is saying what the heck was going on here: “Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.” Why not? It isn’t every day that every vehicle that the Secret Service used to protect the president catches fire the very next day. Aren’t the American people owed some kind of explanation?
There are several possibilities. Were one or more of these vehicles electric and the Biden administration is refusing to comment on the incident because it doesn’t want the hazards of such vehicles becoming widespread public knowledge and interfering with its endeavor to relegate the internal combustion engine to the dustbin of history?
That seems to be the most likely explanation, but there are other possibilities as well. Was this actually an assassination attempt against Old Joe, as improbable as it would be that anyone would try to kill a man who is barely here now as it is? Were the cars supposed to catch fire a day earlier, while Biden was tooling around Nantucket? Was Hunter running a meth lab out of one of these cars, and something went wrong and they all went up in smoke?
We wouldn’t have to speculate in this way if we had what used to be known as “journalists.” Long before Old Joe began pretending to be president, back in the misty halcyon days of “our democracy,” there were people who actually investigated stories and tried to determine what was really going on without fear or favor. Nowadays, of course, the establishment media and its Big Tech allies know better and are faithfully carrying out their true mission, which is to be a public relations agency for the Democrat Party.
Evidently, there is something about this car fire story that might reflect poorly upon the administration, and so it is being calmly ignored. Every last car the president rented caught fire? Look! Trump’s getting indicted again! Look! White supremacists! Look! Insurrectionists! And so it goes, to the extent that we may never know what happened in Nantucket. In this story, the White House is gonna duck it.
Thank you for acknowledging that Mr Biden is likely not the legitimate president
This assassination attempt is why elections were so important. As long as one could attain power through consensus, the use of force to do so was not the optimal choice
Now that the childish, narcissistic, Left wing vermin have destroyed that, force is all that remains
And i do not just mean between “Left” and “Right”. Although you can kiss those divisions goodbye as well.
I mean the use of violence inside of different factions. Total breakdown of civilization into naked raw tribalism. Much like you’d see in Lebanon
The black community is soon going to learn what actual racism looks like, assuming any of them live through it.
Similarly, us Jews are about to learn what real anti semitism is. What forced baptisms are like. Our rabbis will rediscover the “joys” of debating opponents who will have them killed if they make points that are considered heretical.
And of course, bc free speech will soon be permanently abolished, criminal behavior and corruption will have no chance of being called out.
especially among those who have taken power
Good job everyone. Great going covering your a$$ instead of calling out the theft. You really out-clevered everyone.
“Similarly, us Jews are about to learn what real anti semitism is. What forced baptisms are like.”
Forced baptisms? Are you serious? We live in an increasingly post-Christian civilization in which even Christians worry about maintaining their basic civil liberties. What political faction in this country would consider something like forced baptisms?
I read that it could have been a ray gun shot from some foreign owned satellite in space. Just a shot to announce their new weapon against the US new plane ?
Forced baptisms? More likely being forced to bow down to the god of climate change or even Obama himself.
Not wanting to sound overly superstitious it still , nevertheless , males me wonder. could it possibly be that the disaster of those cars bursting into flames be some kind of an omen of the far greater disaster damage that Joe Biden is inflecting on America ?
I don’t know much about cars, but I tried to look it up, and it seemed that the car that first caught fire was not an EV. But no doubt the defective battery is a prime suspect, according to Occam’s Razor.
Occam’s Razor aside:
My questions are, were all 5 cars parked in a group so that if one caught fire could cause the others to catch fire? Did any cars other than those 5 catch fire? Was the car with a recall new to the rental agency? Did the Sec. Serv. check out these vehicles first?
If the answers are no, then someone out there may be saying, “gee, so close”.
As a final thought, don’t expect to hear much about this in the future, at least from the MSM.
THERE IS MAN FROM DELEWARE, WHO WAS ALWAYS TRIPPING ON STAIRS,HE STOLE A ELECTION,TURNED AMERICA A WRONG DIRECTION,AND GAVE CHINA THEIR SHARE
Not bad, SP! How’s this:
There once was a Delaware man,
Who spent half his life in the can,
Though his brain isn’t wired
His cars do catch fire
And he can’t get “assault weapons” banned.
Here’s my theory: secret service burned those cars to destroy evidence. What went on in those vehicles, anyway? We are not allowed to know.
Another theory: whatever dear leader uses is disposable. So it’s thrown out -burned. After all, no one is worthy of using that which elites have used! Heavens, no!
Could be as simple as one vehicle spontaneously burst into flames (battery fault, wiring issues, etc.) and spread to the others. Car fires are extremely hot and they were probably all parked right next to each other. But the complete media blackout on this is very odd, and, unfortunately, expected with this regime.
Please go research if your scenario has ever happened before, a line of five cars all burning because one did. Whilst I agree it’s possible is is highly unlikely.
Plus it’s in an airport where fires are very rapidly extinguished.
Plus the scenario is that all five were rented by the president unelect,
The media ignore it too.
The whole thing is so unlikely that there’s a 0% chance of this being an accident.
FALSE FLAG to justify more abuses of power
The cars were parked nose to nose. It was likely the Expedition and it spread to the other cars. While the quality of Ford products seems to have declined a lot in recent years, you will be happy to know that its CEO is spending a lot of time and money on leftist virtue signalling junk while product quality tanks.
My daughter has one of the Explorers that quit because of a manufacturing defect with the water pump in the engine and Ford did absolutely nothing for her, even though she had a warranty for years. Of course Ford is sheltered.
Burning electric vehicle videos on youtube are pretty unnerving. Like a core of a mini reactor.
Indisputable witchcraft.
Traditional methods are indicated.
We’ll start with immersion, to see if he floats or sinks. Some witches fly, so an extra measure of aerial security is appropriate.
Kamala, may be a familiar, so be alert for sudden transformation to a feline.
I think she’s already transformed into a camel.
Camel-uh HarriAss ?
Yeah, that’s her. Kameltoe/Klamydia/Kamelho Hairyass. What a skank.
The cars self-immolated due to the indignity of carting Prez Dullard around—and for fear he would foul their interiors when his diapers proved inadequate.
Later this story can be used to support their “Insurrection” narrative & claim it is necessary to implement martial law, confiscate guns, & sent federal troops to restore safety & civilization tho the cities they have destroyed with their refusal to prosecute & incarcerate violent criminals, importing criminals from other nations to be supported in Sanctuary cities without being subject to US laws, & de-funded LOCAL police so the citizens would welcome central government troops to save their foolish butts. As citizens begin to object to the encroaching police state, that cannot be controlled by local governments & supports centralized dictatorial government, the central government will claim it is insurrection & requires the US military to put it down. They have already trained last summer to hunt down US citizens labeled as :Freedom Fighters” on US soil. The police state will be in control & the enemies who have hijacked our government will own the US military. There will be a huge & bloody purge of “Insurrectionists” after the same sort of “legal” treatment the January 6 victims are receiving. It is a Communist tradition.
This was always my explanation. china joe is going to use this to take more power away from us. Once he calls for martial law, the end will be near. Sad that normal dems ,if there are any left, don’t see what is coming
It’s easy, Joke Biden had someone torch the vehicles to get rid of any evidence and / or to destroy any listening or tracking devices in the vehicles. I lean to the former.
A third reason Biden would have them torched is so that no one could later say “hey we found this or that” in one of the vehicles….. Plant something in a vehicle and say it belonged to Biden. Lastly if the vehicles are torched then no one can sell the vehicles at in increased value simply because Biden once rode in them. Hah, as if anyone with a brain would value that.
Robert, you’re a poet and you know it!
I’m disappointed in your piece about this event. Even a cursory look at photos or video from the fire will prove that the worst damage was done to a vehicle with a gasoline engine. It is also very likely that the other 4 vehicles were destroyed because of their proximity to the one with the most damage (again by looking at the photos/video). Thus, it appears that the one with the most damage is the only one that spontaneously went up in flames.
I expect a higher level of critical thinking from The Front Page Mag than this piece exhibits.
Bear in mind that the article has a certain humorous angle to it.
Do vehicles in a parking lot burn each other?
Why didn’t the airport fire department extinguish the flames before they could spread to five?
Why is the media silent?
The fact the media had not reported it says volumes.
NOT AN APROVED TALKING POINT FROM MEDIA HANDLERS IN THE BIDEN ADMIN
The Star Wars Saga Senator Palpatine gets elected as President then delacres himself Emperor When will Biden make himself ugly
This event has a plausible denibility problem.
Has Robert Spencer gotten around to criticizing Russia’s completely unjustified war on Ukraine. I ask here because when I asked this important question on Jihad Watch the ostensible advocate for free speech removed my commenting privileges.
Since journalism in America is as dead as free and fair elections we won’t know the truth until Elon Musk reveals it.
Joe Biden is a treacherous treasonous subversive villain, a President pretender and dangerous fiend.
Furthermore , Biden is an affront to the Office of the Presidency of the United States and a disgrace to the US as well as a catastrophe to America and a disaster for the American people.
In other words. Joe Biden epitome and personification of calamity for the United States and the US citizens.
To put this same message in a rather humorous way, there’s a country type song about Joe Biden.
Some of the lyres to it are as followers.
“Let’s Joe Brandon, let’s go, yes, I’m talking about you sleepy Joe. You’re Marxist and you’re WOKE, You’re a dirt bag and a joke. Let’s Go Brandon, let’s go.”
Perhaps the excessive amount of methane by one of the occupants caused the fires???
All we can do is speculate because there are no “journalists” anymore.
I thought that a white house press Corp went everywhere a president went. Where were they?.
There is one, maybe not so obvious, reason that all the cars that ‘Joe’ drove burned … to destroy all fingerprints and DNA of the person who actually drove the cars and was posing as ‘President Biden’.
“Yes, they really called him, whimsically enough, “President Biden,” not the more accurate “Alleged President Biden” or “Ostensible President Biden.””
I suggest his real title, “Former Vice-President Biden” or “The FVP” for short.