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Grab your loved ones and hold them close, “extreme weather ” is coming. (Also known as winter.) There will be storms, snow, hail and cold weather. But it’ll be extreme. So extreme that the weather will practically be a climate insurrection.
Who can save us from these terrifying catastrophes? The United Nations. (Obviously.)
The UN, already famous for having ended war, genocide, tyranny and ushered in utopia in 1956 has a plan to save the planet. It’ll just take a little pocket change.
$150 trillion. But that’s just a minor detail. Isn’t a mere $150 trillion (also known as 150% of the world’s GDP) a small price to pay for ending the threat and menace of… extreme weather?
The United Nations has issued its predictions for 2024, saying there will be increasing climate disasters, high food prices and more extreme weather.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!
Throughout 2022 and 2023, high food prices impacted the quality of life of people around the world. The UN says these high prices will continue in Africa, South Asia and Western Asia.
Amazing. I can’t imagine how the UN could have predicted that.
In his foreword to the report, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, known to be a bold advocate for climate action, says that, “Investment in climate action and sustainable development is falling woefully short.”
How short? Shorter than a midget trying to climb Mount Rushmore.
The report says that “massively scaling up climate finance” is a “critical priority”.
They say current finance “remains far below the required level of green investment to limit the temperature rise to 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels, as set out in the Paris Agreement in 2015.”
The authors have put numbers on what is needed, albeit estimates, saying that $150 trillion is needed between now and 2050 to transition to clean energies.
They say $5.3 trillion is needed every year “to transform the global energy sector alone.”
Or, and I’m just brainstorming here, we could chain every UN employee, especially those in UNRWA, to a bicycle and electroshock them if their pedaling drops below a certain speed. I understand that this is cruel. Especially to the bicycles. But we have no choice if we’re not going to save the planet. And it’s more humane than the forced abortions, bug-eating and reducing everyone to hunter-gatherer level that the UN has in mind for everyone not wearing blue.
Mo de Profit says
My message to the UN elites.
Since you started your climate hysteria.
How many people have stopped driving their car to work ?
How many people, who have a choice, use public transportation?
How many young people recycle their energy drinks cans?
How much did the temperature of the world drop during the year when you, via your WHO, created the lockdown hysteria and we were not allowed to travel?
Will change in weather be gradual when you start interfering? Or have you been interfering with it for years?
Suzann Kennedy says
Astoundingly concise and true! The earth will have highs and lows and we can’t control Mother Nature. When we try, we always muck it up!
George says
I am now a follower of this man’s work. Great writing for the common American.
Child of God says
Well written… straight to the point
Angel Jacob says
Climate change hysteria has been a scam since day one.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Go tell the UN to go sell Pencils on Broadway to make that amount of waste
Sam Treadwell says
The Rothschilds are worth about $500 trillion; let’s sack them and their illegally obtained wealth; it’s time to nail these evil bastards.
Joe Bunda says
Well, vis a vis the UN, as my dad used to say, “Sheet in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.”
TruthLaser says
To the if I ruled the world crowd, it is not the weather that is extreme. It is modernity which threatens their elite status by elevating the masses.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Planet Earth could probably use a little global warming 🙂
Tim H says
I will do it for only $149 Trillion.
George says
$148,990,000,000,000.00
Current low bid.
Thomas Fowler says
I’ll see that and lower you $1T to 147,990,000,000. A real bargain! Only requires everyone to stop breathing for 10 consecutive minutes (no cheating).
Shorty Franklyn says
146,990,000,000,000 current low bid
BLSinSC says
Would be a LOT cheaper to just END the UN! At the very least the US should pull out of the UN and definitely get the UN out of the US! It’s a hoax! It’s liberal idiot blackmail to fund the UN and WEF! The WORLD needs a HUGE – make YUUGGE wake up call!! We need to end the climate crap and put money into what REALLY helps people! End the woke crap – the invasion crap – end ALL crap! It will take a VERY strong LEADER to do this! A LEADER who is his own man – owes NO ONE – OWNED by NO ONE! PRESIDENT TRUMP will have FOUR years to do a LOT to end all this crap! I pray that he will prevail and be able to do this!
Fred A. says
I have an idea to save the planet. If we closed down the U.N., fire all the people who work there, the climate will return to normal because all that hot air will be gone. To make the earth cooler, we get rid of all those private jets that Bill Gates, Kerry, and Al Gore uses. Let them sit in coach with a cup of coffee and peanuts on a commercial flight.
I understand Alaska Airline has open door cross ventilation flights now.
A little humor for this evening.
Chum Lee says
Do we get our money back when it doesn’t work?
Fred A. says
Sorry, no refund, all contributions are final.
ADLoggy says
Interesting how they never tell anyone their detailed plan on how they are going to change the climate, only that they need huge amounts of money to do so. Just a massive redistribution of wealth into their and their friends bank accounts via different money laundering schemes.
grrlrocks says
They can’t tell us how it will work, for two reasons. One, they don’t know. And, two, it won’t work.
Emil says
Tell the UN GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS.DONT FOOL WITH MOTHER NATURE
WORK ON WORLD PEACE AND STOP ALL THE KILLINGS
HAPPY HERB says
FOR THE LAST MILLION YEARS THERE HAS BEEN ICE AGES AND TROPICAL AGES! THE EARTH HAS ‘WEATHERED’ THEM ALL AND HERE WE ARE WONDERING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO CONTRROL THE ‘GLOBAL WARMING’ PHENOMENON—HOW ABOUT –NOTHING, JUST LET MOTHER NATURE DO HER THING, LIKE SHE ALWAYS HAS!!!