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Name three careers that have no future.
- Elevator operator
- USAID employee
- World’s first gay Imam
Imam Muhsin Hendricks’s career would have likely been cut short far earlier if he hadn’t been operating in South Africa’s relatively small Muslim community. In Pakistan, Afghanistan or parts of London, the career of the ‘world’s first openly gay imam’ would have been measured in seconds or perhaps even nanoseconds.
But while South Africa is a rather violent place, it’s more of a base for Islamic terrorist state sponsors and their political allies, like Iran, than a place where Muslim terrorists can hope to do much on account of the fact that they’re a minority and the majority includes leaders like Julius Malema who is happy to admire Hamas, but would chop up South Africa’s mostly Pakistani/Indian origin Muslim middle-class professionals in minutes if they were to actually start behaving the way they do in Paris or Dearborn.
And so Imam Muhsin Hendricks went on living and officiating until he performed his final lesbian wedding in Port Elizabeth. The world’s first gay Imam was reportedly ambushed by two masked gunmen, and the authorities are still seeking the motive, which will likely be either mental illness or failure to integrate, but at least he avoided being thrown off the roof in the usual Koranic manner.
Thanks Daniel, made me laugh despite my gloomy mood 🙂
Gandhi got his start in South Africa, would probably get chopped up in short order if he tried that these days.
Gandhi wasn’t very fond of Jews….
He was very fond of daily enemas, his German body builder boyfriend, dressing like a giant baby and avoiding dental hygiene, though. That freak.
How did he keep his flowing smocks so white?
It’s funny you ask. Gandhi had these sycophantic chicks who’d follow him around and serve his every need – except the sexual. He was into Hermann Kallenbach, and Her-mann was balls deep into him. He treated his wife like crap, though, and even though the But Bandit of the British Rah sired four sons, he treated them like crap, too.
YES❗
That ANALysis diSPLAYED real CHEEK.‼️
Keep up the good twerk❗ °🥳°°°
This is a tough one, Daniel. Allow me to consult the intersectionality charts and take a stab at it. My apologies to any knife wielding oppressed peoples of color for the expression(particularly in the UK, so please don’t extradite me).
Imam:
The former Imam was gay and Muslim which gives him two points, being Muslim he was Gaza adjacent/aligned, which is worth the maximum 5 points, but he will deduct a pojnt because he was a
male/patriarchy. Deduct one point for being religious, add a point for not being Christian or Jewish, add 2 points for doing homosexual weddings, add one extra for lesbian weddings, add one for man weddings, but then deduct one for man weddings because they are the most oppressive of the LGBTQUIA2+. He was in South Africa but not a Boer, add one point.
The masked gunmen:
They are criminals, add 3 points, they are wearing masks, which may show an affinity for antifa, add 3 points, or they were Covid aware/compliant, which also adds 3 points and allows them to engage in the vocation of their choice, which in this case is greasing gay Imams, deduct 2 points, then add an extra back for criminal activity. If they are black add 1 point, add another because they are in South Africa and not Boers, deduct one because they are male/patriarchy. If the two masked men are gay and were married by this Imam add 2 points, but deduct one because gay men are the most oppressive of the LGBTQIUA2+. If they are ANC add 5 points for commie power, but if they were Christian deduct 5. If they are gay Christian commies it’s a plus 2, but only if their church has rainbow flags.
This case would make an excellent topic for a PHD student thesis.
I concur, and excellent research project into insanity.
Your analogy could be a Thesis or Doctoral Dissertation at several U.S. colleges. It could be in the Congregational Library for a Gender Studies Major. Great Research.
Impressive. You managed to do the PHD student thesis in a few paragraphs (with examples, no less) instead of the usual 3 hundred pages and five years, plus added requests for extensions and continuation of student loans.
It will serve as a grand warning to the completely ignorant Gays for Gaza clowns!
they must’ve been munching on the prayer rugs, and not the shag carpet…
Either that, or they were shagging the prayer carpet.
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Is this the Babylon Bee?
Hillaryarious!! Thanks for the morning giggle-snorts.
I wonder what the terrorists at the terror org CAIR said about it? I understand that comms director Douglas (Abe) Hooper is a bottom, with Awad taking the top.
Does this imam now qualify for 72 virgin men?
Nobody ever said the 72 were women…
They could be virgin goats.
How to arrive at 72 …
Where’s the Venn diagram when you need it?
Thanks, after I finally cleaned up the coffee spill after reading that the police are still searching for a motive, and then the intersectionality ratings, another cleanup for rest of coffee, Now I read this and envision Harris explaining how simple it is. I’m going back to bed and start over.
I think Kamala took them all.
Sick people, sick, sick……
Yes….sick sick sick …..Keep up the good work🥳
A sinister plot would be start a go blow me site and put the names of all the terrorists and photos on it. Leave the site open to all. Then if need be give all their contact information to an Adam and Eve mail order list. In about 2 years you will have 1 or 2 left. For the really tough ones you could get the CIA to plant pink nail polish, used mascara, and french ball bag underwear in Komani’s limo. Eventually even making eye contact with another terrorist will be cause to pull out the the AK47’s and RPG 7’s.. Diabolical
When perverts stayed in the closet they were safe enough but they couldn’t leave well enough alone. .Man’s law protects them from legal harm but not from corporeal harm.. Especially from religious fanatics.. It does prove that there are other ways to bypass obstacles like the ‘law’, which has it’s own consequences! But the pervert is dead just the same. Take warning and protect one’s self. A closed mouth would go a long way towards that! Being a pervert doesn’t insulate one from corporeal harm. Religious fanatics are as dangerous as perverts. Those two mind sets ought to get together in person and settle matters once and for all and stop being such a “painus in the bottoxus” for the rest of us!
A peaceful homosexual has the right to be a peaceful homosexual and be out of the closet.
No one has the right to INITIATE physical force against any other person for ANY reason whatsoever — NOT EVER.
I find people who pick their boogers and eat them in public revolting, and people who fart, urinate, or poo in public too, but that doesn’t give me the right to punch them in the face. The same goes for homosexuals kissing in public, I find it revolting, but I have no right to kill them for it.
I’m so glad you know your deviant rights…..all of them. Is there something you’d like to share with the class?
You seem to like talking about bodily functions too. Just last August you graced these pages with obsession on your scatopheliac tendencies.
Talk to a psychiatrist. You need one.
Yeah, Daniel Penny disagrees with him. I wonder if THX would change his mind if a gay Imam were to try to rape him?
You do know that attempted rape is an INITIATION of force, don’t you? No, you don’t.
What if he bought you dinner and blew in your ear, first?
Obviously THX didn’t answer your question. We must assume that a gay Imam is all the action he is likely to get
How about all the Walmartians that have appropriated mechanical conveyances for walking that are for earthlings. Surely we can beat them? Extraterrestrials and all or at least give them swirlies for not knowing the boundaries on handicapped people.
Just a muslim following the dictates of his religion.
Except islam is NOT a religion, just a totalitarian ideology masquerading as one. When at last we treat this 7-century old totalitarian ideology as one, we’ll be able to rest – for a while, at least.
The Brokeback Imam or his killer?
These myzlym cultures are gay pedophiles but if you come out gay perhaps after being a boy tool for an adult as part of their culture you will be persecuted tortured and murdered
Gays for Islam then they the Gays get caught kissing and get themselves thrown off the top of tall Buildings to go Splatter on the Street below and the M.S. Media Bottom Feeders Ignore the whole thing
no matter how hard you wave your arms and legs- splatter, think grasshopper on windshield
Are there any traditional institutions some st*p*d democrat (redundant) won’t try to destroy out of jealousy?
Maybe insane asylums and gay bars?
Plenty of Fools and not enough Wisemen is what’s wrong and Liberal Run Campus Breeding Ground of Fools
Nelson Mandela RUINED South Africa. The lefties that idolize him will never realize the fact that he was a Communist.
And a terrorist who had school buses full of white kiddies blown up.