After the release of the Durham report detailing, among other things, the FBI’s key role in the Russian Collusion hoax, the bureau has faced severe criticism, but it appears unfazed. Instead of engaging in some much-needed introspection — much less the thorough housecleaning that it so desperately requires to cleanse it of its deep corruption and politicization — the FBI has scheduled a “Happiness Seminar” for the end of this month. This is designed to help agents who may be weary after all their hard work of framing a president for a crime he didn’t commit to “discover the power of smiling.” Isn’t it comforting to know that your tax dollars are going for such an urgent necessity as teaching corrupt Biden regime FBI agents to break out into big, wide grins?
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) declared, “The Durham Report is a damning indictment of the FBI under James Comey and the operations of the Department of Justice. Their behavior during the Crossfire Hurricane investigation reads like a page out of the Nixon playbook.” Oh, no, Lindsey, this is much worse than anything Nixon did. But it is in character for you as an establishment, controlled opposition Republican to recall a misdeed by a Republican even while in the midst of decrying a tremendous miscarriage of justice perpetrated by Democrats.
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) noted correctly that “the baseless and politically motivated Russia collusion lie robbed the American people of three years and tens of millions in taxpayer dollars.” He added: “This lie, perpetrated by the DNC and Clinton campaign, was aided and abetted by senior FBI and DOJ officials who, at best, consciously avoided their duty of due diligence, and at worst, knowingly and willingly participated in one of the dirtiest smears in American history.” Indeed. And they’re all still there, happily learning how to smile.
FBI whistleblower Steve Friend tweeted the poster for the Happiness Seminar last Tuesday. Just the News reported on Monday that Friend was “an FBI special agent who left the bureau after blowing the whistle on alleged civil liberty violations during the Jan. 6 Capitol riot investigation.” He “tweeted that the seminar will have three parts that feature ‘the effects of smiling,’ ‘the effects of speaking good words,’ and ‘the effects of doing good deeds.’” Good deeds — you know, like framing the president of the United States if he is a political undesirable.
Friend added, “The @FBI is woke and weaponized. Americans deserve more for their taxpayer dollars and our premier law enforcement agency should focus on combatting actual crime instead of impersonating a Silicone [sic] Valley start up tech firm.” He also wrote that FBI director “Chris Wray wants the @GOP to increase @FBI funding to $11.4 billion. How much taxpayer money goes towards ‘Happiness Seminars’ for employees?” Kevin Brock, the former FBI Assistant Director of Intelligence, observed, “The secret to happiness in an FBI career is investigating individuals who deserve to be investigated and bringing them to justice.” Alas, Mr. Brock, that was in the bad old days when the FBI was an actual law enforcement agency. Now that it’s an arm of the Leftist establishment, there is plenty of time for woke navel-gazing and psychobabble such as this “Happiness Seminar.”
The “Happiness Seminar” poster states that this ridiculous event is “presented by the FBI’s newest ERG [Employee Resource Group]: ASEZ WAO.” The FBI Jobs website’s Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion page explains that “ERGs are informal, employee-led groups that connect employees with shared interests to network and support one another. These groups bring awareness to barriers and issues impacting their members and advocate for solutions.” If that sounds as if it’s an invitation for every latest woke insanity to take root in the bureau, that’s only because that’s exactly what it is. Just the News says that “the ERGs listed on the FBI site are Blacks in Government (BIG), FBI African American Millennials (FAAM), FBI Family, FBI Jewish Americans, FBI Latinos for Empowerment Advancement and Development (LEAD), FBI Pride, Federal Asian Pacific American Counsel, Federally Employed Women (FEW), From Boots to Suits, and Toastmasters Club.”
Meanwhile, “ASEZ WAO” means “‘Let us save the earth from the beginning to the end as one family,’ as ASEZ stands for ‘Save the Earth from A to Z’ and WAO stands for ‘We Are One Family,’ according to the organization’s website.”
And remember: you’re paying for this. The FBI has been weaponized against a duly elected president of the United States and is increasingly being turned against law-abiding American citizens (such as parents protesting against the woke agenda at school board meetings). But at least today’s brave new FBI agents will trample upon your rights and oppress patriots while giving you a sunny smile. They’ll learn to do that in their “Happiness Seminar”.
Here’s an idea they can implement for free. Change the name to Ministry for State Security, or, colloquially, the Stasi,
Mo de Profit says
Spot on, but the government program to change the name would be outsourced to one of the democrat cronies and cost billions.
As Robert said “ This lie, perpetrated by the DNC and Clinton campaign “
It wasn’t the Clinton campaign is was the establishment and it’s cronies.
I think the FBI should be renamed the Blue Cheka. This indicates its loyalty to the Democrat Marxist Party over the people of the USA, and the Soviet-style nature of its activities.
The best fake smiles can be seen in posters for the Chinese Communist Party, where the Red Guard monsters have eyes full of anger combined with broad, happy smiles.
Walter Sieruk says
Apparently,the officials in power in the Federal Bureau of Investigation have never read or don’t really believe in the Fourteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution. This is because the Biden/ Harris / Pelosi regime had the FBI conduct an old time like Soviet type invasion of the home of Donald Trump in a raid of political harassment.
What a terrible abuse of Federal power, which was not what, the FBI was originally designed to be used for.
Maybe the now thoroughly corrupted infiltrated, FBI by far -left wing with Red/Green alliance is so ingrained in that formerly good federal organization the damage done to that institution might be completely irreversible. As beyond repair and reform.
As Abraham Lincoln has, so wisely, said “You can’t unscramble eggs.”
Walter Sieruk says
The terrible reality is that when considering the awful events last this and this year it might be fitting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation should be closed as in shutdown forever.
For the FBI is no longer the grand all American law enforcement institution that it once was in past times when captured kidnappers and investigated Communists and anarchists in America and it had even a few times stopped some jihadists in the United States from setting of bombs and thus murdering people.
So now ,after giving credit where it is due , the awful occurrences of the times strongly indicate that the institution that is the FBI has become not only influenced but even infiltrated and corrupted by the insidious and sinister extreme left -wing along with their comrades of the Red /Green alliance.
As observed its involvement in that despicable January 6, 2021 set up against the American Patriots at Washington DC in which with that mean old harpy, Nancy Pelosi, in some FBI agents in ,uncover , were very readily to falsely arrest , in entrapment any concerned patriots who ,at that rally who questioned that rigged hoax of a Presidential election in November 3,2020.
Even after that day FBI, agents went after in harassment some of the other patriots from that day of 1/6/22.
Richard Goforth says
SORRY FOLKS, I STILL BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION AND WE WE WILL RIGHTEN OURSELVES.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Walter Sieruk says
Joe Biden is showing his own tyrannical Red mindset by having the FBI comply the Communist State police of China, along with its cruel brutal political prisoner system. What a hideous tyrant Biden is regardless of how much he fakes being “all American.”
The FBI /Biden atrocities new even reach to the harassment and perception of concerned Conservative parents who peacefully attend and PTA meeting and local community board meetings.
This Biden /FBI has even dared to committed that affront of classified those good conscientious parents as “ domestic terrorists” That’s terribly slanderous and outrageous of the FBI to do so.
Meanwhile the actual, real, domestic terrorists who make up those two dangerous violent, vicious malicious lawless destructive and even murderous Marxist organizations Antifa and BLM aren’t put under investigation and arrested and imprisoned as they should be.
The days of the just and righteous days the of FBI are gone , This both and a tragic.
Walter Sieruk says
Not long after January 6, 2021 new terrible men of the FBI has even gone after and invaded the homes by force and with false charges have falsely arrested some of those patriots had peaceful taken part in the march and rally in 1/6/21 in this nation’s capital . Those patriots form January 6 , 2021 and afterward unjustly arrested are now incarcerated and the Biden gulag. In Federal prison , Biden’s gulag , the patriots are denied their US constitutional rights and basis human rights , they are kept in small dark moldy cells , beaten severely by the vicious leftists guards and given little food to eat and very poor quality food at that. They are true political prisoners of the Biden regime.
Those good American patriots are treated just like the Chinese political prisoners of Communist China. It’s no wonder that Biden admires Red China so much that he has established polices that greatly favor that oppressive tyranny of mainland China.
Thanks for these comments. Calling the FBI a fat boil of infection on the ass of our republic is perhaps vulgar and harsh, but hardly inaccurate.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Soros has his dirty hands in the Cookie Jar him and the rest of the Globalists scoundrels and their plans against us
Tex the Mockingbird says
Biden, Soros Gates Etc. make FBI into their own SS squad Hitler did, Stalin Did and Mao did and Castro to
Mo de Profit says
And they are all coming together from around the globe in the UN.
That is the head of the beast.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Time to totally Kick the UN out and turn the whole facility into a Homeless Shelter lets move the whole UN to Moscow
Christopher Robert Riddle says
Where is Efrem Zimbalist Jr. when We Need Him???????????????????
It looks like the FBI has a place for you if you are a disgruntled, woke Marxist looking for a powerful organization to advance your anti-American, anti-Constitutional agenda. I didn’t see it in the article but I wonder what the initials are for its Anti-fa hires.
It’s very sick, but fitting, that the FBI follows the atheist religion of DEI. It fits them perfectly because: Diversity means anti-white RACISM. Equity means COMMUNISM. And inclusion means INCOMPETENCE. You FBI agents reading this need to quit now.