Fair is fair.

Democrat donors expect a return on their investment. They’re not spending millions financing their campaigns in the name of social justice. Much as Unilever doesn’t sell bad ice cream for social justice, it’s for money. Social justice just distracts from the 8-year-olds working on plantations. And the Democrats aren’t delivering the expected trillions and trillions making for a very poor ROI.

Several major Democratic donors have warned leaders in Congress that they may hold back on donations for next year’s midterm elections unless the party can come together and get some big wins, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

Wins for whom? But I guess that one’s obvious.

Financiers have said behind the scenes that they are frustrated with lawmakers who have yet to pass President Joe Biden’s sprawling economic agenda.

Is “sprawling” a metaphor for “enormously profitable for certain special interests”?

Donors have expressed their frustration with the state of the party’s affairs in conversations with leaders including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, people familiar with the matter said. 

“Anytime there’s been an event with the Democratic leadership, whether it’s in-person, Zoom or on conference calls, donors are venting their frustration at the very public fighting among Democrats and the lack of progress on Biden’s agenda,” said a leading party bundler, who declined to be named.

Leading party bundler frustrated at bundling so much money without seeing results. Now he knows how Theranos investors felt.

The Democrats have done a great job of getting money out of politics. And if they haven’t quite pulled that off, they’ve done a great job of getting taxpayer money to their donors.

People who described the conversations declined to be named due to the private nature of the talks. The conversations have taken place in virtual and in-person settings, these people added.

If the mafia had its own media, this is what it would sound like.