Greta Thunberg, an annoying brat whose name no one knew before two years ago, will now be trademarking that name.
When you’re a celebrity, trademarking your name is one of those things you gotta do. Besides there are so many Greta Thunbergs running around the place, that it’s important to bar any imitators from coming to the UN and screeching in your name.
Now I’m not an environmentalist, but trademarking your name seems like one of those things that wastes paper.
And wasting paper kills trees.
And killing trees destroys the environment.
And destroying the environment will end all life on earth.
For a trademark?
HOW DARE YOU?