It’s time for more prog celeb threats to move to Canada.
Why is it always Canada and never Cuba? Cuba has pure uncut socialism, mass repression, child prostitution and outbreaks of disease. Why won’t Barbara put her money where her morals are?
But no, it’s Canada again.
But Streisand’s newest album is the first to incorporate her politics into her music in a major way. “I would lie awake at night with Trump’s outrages running through my head, and I had to do another album for Columbia Records, so I thought, why not make an album about what’s on my mind?” she told the Times.
“I want to sleep nights,” she continued, “if we take the House [of Representatives] I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better.”
Surely most Americans should be willing to give up their civil rights so a millionaire celebrity narcissist feels a little less alienated from the country that made her rich.
But then again the threat of another album of Streisand yowling about walls and Trump and how nobody properly appreciates her could very well turn the tide toward the Dems.
“And if [Democrats] don’t?” reporter Maggie Haberman asked.
“Don’t know,” Streisand responded. “I’ve been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada? I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country. It’s making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening. We make them with healthy flour, though — almond flour, coconut flour.”
In Cuba, they make pancakes with leftover cement. It’s very healthy.
And also in Cuba, nobody gets to make those decisions, so Streisand will actually be able to blame the government for getting fan. Or more likely, thin.