Surprise!
The U.S. attorney general meets with Zelensky during a surprise visit to Ukraine – New York Times
It’s not a surprise when everyone keeps doing it. Garland joins an exclusive club that includes much of the U.S. political establishment, UK foreign leaders, the governor of New Jersey and Angelina Jolie.
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen makes surprise visit to Ukraine – CBS News
Biden makes surprise visit to Ukraine – CNN
Jill Biden makes surprise visit to Ukraine – PBS
Boris Johnson makes surprise trip to Ukraine – Guardian
Pelosi makes surprise visit to Kyiv – Washington Post
McConnell, GOP senators meet Zelenskyy in surprise Kyiv Visit – AP
German President Arrives in Ukrainian Capital on Surprise Visit – Politico
New German defence minister arrives in Kyiv on surprise visit – France 24
Gov. Murphy Makes Surprise Visit To Ukraine – New Jersey Globe
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau makes surprise visit – Canada Post
Prince Charles visits Ukrainian refugees in surprise visit – USA Today
Everybody and their dog has already made surprise visits to Ukraine. It stopped being a surprise a while back.
And sometimes Zelensky makes “surprise” visits just to break up the monotony.
Zelensky makes surprise visit to London – KRDO
Zelenskyy to visit Paris for surprise talks with Macron, Scholz – Politico
But sometimes Putin makes surprise visits too
Putin Makes Surprise Visit to Crimea as Ukraine Violence Flares – Newsweek
Will the surprises never end?
NY’s Cardinal Dolan Makes Surprise Ukraine Visit – NBC New York
Angelina Jolie Makes A Surprise Visit To Ukraine – Outlook India
CO-FOUNDER THE EDGE MAKES SURPRISE VISIT TO UKRAINE WITH BONO
The only surprise would be if a Ukraine trip wasn’t described as a surprise.
A surprise would be a visit by Fetterman.
That’s a clever list of headlines, makes the point very well.
It would be a surprise if these useful idiots actually learned just what useful idiots they really are…
A War Zone full of surprises…go figure.
Motel6 is considering Ukrainian opportunities.
We have been experiencing some strange new form of modern warfare. In addition that these wars are endless with no clear goals, any Master of the Obvious would ask how it is possible that our President,, his wife, Dignitaries, heads of state, senators, entertainer’s etc…. travel freely and in complete safety in and out of the “Devastating War Zone” known as the Ukraine ? We are being had folks, the American public are a bunch of chumps.
So just when will they build a big time Amusement Park over there ? Maybe Six Flags or some other one maybe a Water Park
Six Flags Over Keeeeeve
The Biden Library.
All the Ladie’s Rooms will have pink urinals. The Men’s Rooms will dispense tampons.
Ten percent of pay toilet and condom machine revenues are earmarked.
“Top US general Mark Milley makes surprise visit to Syria”
Surprise visit = they gave them money