Julian Castro, the 39th most exciting Democrat 2020 candidate to drop out, has made big news by endorsing Senator Elizabeth Warren. 

Castro, who ran entirely on accusing everyone who didn’t immediately agree to bring the entire population of the planet into America on racism, endorsed Warren based on a bunch of words that whoever still works for his campaign stitched together using a random Dem meme generator.

Castro’s endorsement has the potential to add his 1% to Warren’s solid third place standing which will put her in… third place.

But still there could be nothing more fitting than a candidate who ran on race-baiting despite having the Spanish language skills of the Google Maps voice trying to navigate Southern California streets, endorsing a blonde Cherokee. Authenticity. You really can’t buy it.