The Minneapolis experiment in recreating Escape From New York in real life is off to a great start.

“If you are a comfortable white person asking to dismantle the police I invite you to reflect: are you willing to stick with it? Will you be calling in three months to ask about garage break-ins? Are you willing to dismantle white supremacy in all systems, including a new system?” Minneapolis City Council President Lisa Bender tweeted.

Like abandoning your right not to have your home broken into it. Personal property, as we all know, was a concept invited in 1829 by dead white male slave owners, as will be shortly documented by the New York Times in a series of Marxist rants that will win a Pulitzer. 

Obviously, if you do call the cops when burglars break into your garage or house, or are holding a gun to your head, you’re a white supremacist and will get the Amy Cooper treatment. The residents of Minneapolis can look forward to a choice of losing their property or their jobs. 

Now that’s progress.