If you can’t cover it up anymore, turn it into a joke.

President Obama poked fun at the checkered political history of his hometown Chicago on Tuesday, reminding voters in Wisconsin to vote early — but not often.

“You can only vote once — this isn’t Chicago, now,” Obama said at a rally in Milwaukee for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Mary Burke.

Obama was brought in to fire up the Democratic base, traveling to a ward in which he carried 99 percent of the vote in the 2012 presidential contest against Republican Mitt Romney.

At least it’s not one of those places where he won 101% of the vote. But 99% is still a good respectable result for Castro, Chavez or Stalin.

So long as we don’t allow any of those Voter ID regs. They discriminate against Undocumented-Americans and Undead-Americans.