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(Not the actual socks. They don’t even say Allah. Religion of peace don’t firebomb us.)
We all know that Islam is a Religion of Peace and is wholly peaceful unless it’s offended by unacceptable behavior like Jews, Christians, and Hindus existing or socks.
The Malaysian sock crisis I wrote about last week is now worse than ever leading to a wave of firebombings in the majority Muslim country by unknown person or persons who are probably suspected to be the Amish.
It started when 5 pairs of socks from China arrived at a chain of local convenience stores that Muslims believe said, “Allah.” (Despite being the only ones to worship this ‘Allah’, they’re not especially reliable at recognizing his name, having previously gone after Burger King for what they believed were Allah-shaped ice cream swirls and Nike over treads that looked like Allah, so I’m hedging on whether the socks actually said, “Allah” or “Olly olly oxen free.”
The crisis is playing out in the usual fashion with the heads of the chain of convenience stores under arrest because some socks in their stores said, “Allah” and their stores getting firebombed by the religion of angry socks.
A third KK Super Mart store in Malaysia has been targeted with a petrol bomb… Similar to previous attacks in Perak and Pahang, the early-morning incident over the weekend involved a Molotov cocktail thrown at the front of the supermarket and did not cause any injuries.
The latest attack on Sunday morning struck an outlet in Kuching, Sarawak, in Malaysian Borneo – an unusual target for religious acrimony due to the territory’s unique demographics as the only part of the country that is predominantly Christian and seen as more tolerant than other places in Muslim-majority Malaysia.
I can’t imagine why a Christian area might be seen as “more tolerant than other places in Muslim-majority Malaysia.”
5 pairs of socks. 3 firebombings. And it won’t end there.
While ‘Islamophobia’ is no doubt a serious problem not at all made up by Islamists to stifle pattern recognition, in Malaysia ‘Sockophobia’ seems to be a more serious problem.
And socks really are the innocent victims here. Socks, unlike Islam, never hurt anyone. And yet Islam’s ‘Sockophobia’ has led to three stores being torched and people facing prison.
Socks don’t kill people.
What do Muslims need socks for? They can just go barefoot, or wear sandals without socks.
Yes, Barbary Apes don’t need shoes.
The tale of the socks should make it clear to one and all why Joe Bite-Me’s Demo-rats will never designate a Muslim holiday as Transgender Day. That insult is exclusively for Christians at Easter.
Trans Ramadan is now being celebrated in Mecca and Medina ….
It’s a jooooooke ….
Islam is not the Religion of Peace some Nit-Wits claim it is
Oh that religion of peace. What will its followers do next?
I have no patience with religion anymore.
A pox on all your houses.
Atheism is stupid and evil. Just ask Mao, Stalin and Hitler. Your idols.
Islam also means submission. Hmmm.
I supp-hose the anger is due to the fact that feet are considered dirty,and one should remove shoes and wash feet before prayer. Also, a way to express anger in the Muslim world is to throw a shoe at the offending person.