Good news, gender confused folks.

United Airlines, the most miserable of all the major airlines to fly, has announced that it’s improving its service by offering non-gender binary options for passengers like U and X, instead of M and F.

The exact impact of this on passengers, regardless of gender identity, can’t be measured except by a quantum microscope.

United Airlines will still drag you out of your seat and knock out your teeth. It will kill your dog. But it wants cheers for adding X for “Unspecified Gender” to its booking form.

So woke.

But it’s typically terrible companies that go woke. The “Go woke, go broke” line is fun, but what actually happens is that huge companies with terrible products, but big name recognition, go work as a branding exercise.

Take Nike or Gillette. Bad and overpriced products, huge name recognition, and no serious plan to become more customer friendly. So just boycott the anthem and accuse all men of being rapists. And then add an X for the missing teeth of your passengers.