The UN’s COP26 climate conference dispatched fleets of jets and vehicles to bring everyone together to warn that everyone must stop traveling in jets and cars of the flying global warming monster will get very angry and devour the world. This current phase of the farce, like all of its previous farces, ended with the pathetic inevitability of a Three Stooges routine, with Third World delegates demanding more money from America and Europe while refusing to actually do anything, and a compromise that calls for everyone to do something more at COP27 in Egypt next year.
And where better to hold a climate conference than in a country whose real world pollution (as opposed to imaginary carbon pollution) has damaged ancient Egyptian artifacts and where people are living literally surrounded by garbage.
Everyone involved in the glorious COP26 production is hailing the incredible forward progress of denouncing “fossil fuels” and the even more incredible experience of eating at fine eateries and hobnobbing with fellow elites from around the world… all for the gloriously noble purpose of saving the world.
Here’s a snapshot of the incredible triumph of COP26 courtesy of CNN.
At the center of the agreement is a request for countries to come to the COP27 talks in Egypt at the end of next year with updated plans for slashing greenhouse gas emissions by 2030, putting accelerated pressure on nations to keep enhancing their ambitions. Before this agreement, countries were required to do that by 2025.
At the center of the agreement… is an agreement to come back next year.
But then all of this is a giant scam whose purpose is moving money and power around under the guise of a crisis that elites pretend to believe in only when it suits their financial and political interests.
And it does make for a great excuse to throw parties.